Tag: humor
member name: sarah g.
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April 01, 2009 08:39 PM EDT --
I am loving this show! They have celebrities working everyday jobs and there are cameras set up where the customers can't see them. For example, they had Heidi Klum working at a pizza . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:17 PM EST --
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.' . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:21 PM EST --
The jokes, that is!!
I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:25 PM EST --
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. . . .
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November 29, 2008 04:47 PM EST --
My poor husband has been ill for several days now. His throat is swollen and so sore that he can't even eat at this point. He has had a fever for a couple of days. He had this same illness last . . .
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December 23, 2008 12:49 AM EST --
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're . . .
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December 28, 2008 10:50 PM EST --
B.Y.O.K= Bring Your Own Kleenex. Apparently, my office has instituted this rule since I have been on maternity leave. I work for the state government and because we are millions in the hole, . . .
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December 21, 2008 08:30 PM EST --
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave
immediately. . . .
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December 22, 2008 09:34 PM EST --
It is with great sadness that I have to report that today, I laid one of my Champion sweatshirts to rest (you all remember the Champion sweatshirts, right??). My beloved sweatshirt and I have been . . .
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February 24, 2009 08:01 PM EST --
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial,
the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who
had presided at the hearing.
"Your honour," . . .
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March 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT --
Received this in my inbox today and totally laughed my butt off!
For the difficult people in your life:
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March 22, 2009 03:53 PM EDT --
If you get offended easily, then you probably shouldn't look at this hilarious picture.
He is asking a lot of this poor bike! Someone emailed me this picture and I . . .
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December 06, 2008 11:18 PM EST --
Okay, people tend to fall into one of these categories when it comes to gift wrapping:
1)The slow and steady wrapper: This person starts wrapping their Christmas presents in August. They . . .
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January 31, 2009 12:20 AM EST --
Oh my gosh, I received this in my email today and just had to share it. I laughed so hard!!
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am . . .
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February 03, 2009 09:21 PM EST --
>> ****Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,***
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> 0 **'Hello?'***
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>> ***'Hi honey.**
>> **This is Daddy.**
>> **Is Mommy near the . . .
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February 09, 2009 10:28 PM EST --
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
Hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
Experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:06 PM EST --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, t wo years older than me' . . .
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February 24, 2009 09:21 PM EST --
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years.. I have two kids myself,
but the best birth story I know is the one . . .
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January 18, 2009 10:36 PM EST --
I received this in an email today and laughed so hard!
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy . . .
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January 25, 2009 05:56 PM EST --
I think we can all use a good laugh today:
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer . . .
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